This one’s for all the ladies!
Do we really have to know how to cook? How about mothers dragging their sons to the kitchen when they reach their, well, err… Justin Bieber stage?! It’s high time Moms, start teaching your boys to cook as well, or at least educate them to get rich enough when they grow to be able order food from a restaurant everyday! Give the ladies a break!
No, having a boyfriend or a husband is NOT the most important thing in the world. Just because I’m single does NOT mean I’m a lesbian, or there’s something wrong with my hormones! Maybe I’m a lady who prioritizes her career, maybe I’m just tired of commitment phobic, two timing men around me or maybe I JUST WANT TO BE SINGLE! Give me a break, like seriously.
So, your wife HAS to be a virgin while you can get all the action you want before marriage? Dear ‘I’m a typical male chauvinist pig’, trying finding your brain in the same trash can from where your parents picked you up and took you home. Or maybe you can ask your ‘Mummy’ to find you the perfect bride ‘Fair. Convent educated. Working and not to forget VIRGIN.’ Practice what you preach and if you can’t, then give me a break!
Domestic violence? How about we start hitting men back? If you have belts, we have ‘Belans’ , if you have ‘Jhaapad’ we have ‘Mirchi ka powder’! We’re armed and fabulous and can sure kick some a** ! If you think girls are biologically inferior? Then please , give me a break!
Just because I flirt, does not mean I want to date you! Girls can flirt too! That’s right, you heard it! Marriage and long-term relationships are not the only things we think about. So honey, don’t flatter yourself and GIVE ME A BREAK!
p.s The following post has nothing to do with any person dead or alive.Any resemblance is unintentional... or maybe not! :P